Time goes slow.

Mark (Via poster board): With any luck by next year I'll be going out with one of these girls.
Shows pictures of models
Mark (Via poster board): But for now, let me say, without hope or agenda, just because it's Christmas (And at Christmas you tell the truth). To me, you are perfect. And my wasted heart will love you until you look like this:
Shows a picture of a mummy
Mark (Via poster board): Merry Christmas.

Billy Mack: "Kids, this is a message from your Uncle Billy. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give them to you for free!"

Mikey, DJ interviewer: What's the best sex you've ever had?
Billy Mack: Britney Spears. No, only kidding... she was rubbish.
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Some people may call me stupid but I watched it again. And I'm writing an entry on it again!

Okay, my colleagues said it's a waste of money since I had watched it last December. Anyway, some don't like it. =P They aren't sure why I like it so much. Well I told them the show makes me happy. It does.

Oh well, it's a little different this time. I watched the uncensored version tonight. Actually it wasn't very different. At least the feeling was the same. Almost. This time round, I laughed without inhibition. 'Cos I watched it alone. Haha. And yes, Karl is as hot as ever. Even guys drool over him. Lalalala.

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The clock in the office didn't work properly today. I was supposed to go for lunch at 12 and the clock showed 11 plus. Then I heard the bell that ding-dongs on the 1st of every month at noon and realised that there was something wrong. Looked at my watch and scuttled off to take the lift.

While taking the MRT to Orchard tonight, I crossed the platform to take the North-South line. That was at Raffles Place. The voice-over said "Next stop, Raffles Place interchange". I was quite surprised. Wasn't it supposed to be City hall? The face of the lady opposite me mirrored my reaction. So when I got out at Somerset, it was going "Dhoby Ghaut".

Strange. Slow by an hour. Slow by a station.