Another one from II. It is funny, lah.

Dear All,

For your reading pleasure.

This is a good one!!!!

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect ! couple! was driving
their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone
at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.





Question: Who was the survivor?




Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)




Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.






**** Women you can stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.



**** Men keep scrolling.










So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.



**** Women, if you have read this too... stop reading here, this
is REALLY the end of the joke.



*** Men Keep scrolling











By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point:



WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!!!