Bloated human. Remember, remember, the 26th of November.

If you have played neopets before, you'd probably either have a bloated pet or a dying one. (If you're a lazy pet-owner like me. ) Well of course, if I have a real pet, I will not be so irresponsible. If only I have the chance to have a real puppy or kitten. Bleah.

Nowadays I think my neopets are dying because I never log in. Previously whenever I logged in, I would feed my pets until they get bloated.

Right now, I'm feeling bloated and that reminded me of neopets. I had four pieces of pizza, three pieces of garlic bread and a cup of pepsi at about 10.30 p.m. I don't usually eat so much. Tonight was an exception because there's no food at home.

So, I just remembered that it's the 26 November 2006. On this day three years ago, I joined my workplace. Hopeful, fresh and wanting to make a difference. Today, I'm jaded, wilted and I don't think I will be able to make a difference anytime soon. But I'm still hanging on like the rest. Maybe a few months later, I'll be compelled to make a move. Usually after the bonuses are given out, people run.

Argh. It's yet another work week.

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You know, in the government sector, there is this staff suggestion exercise where government employees contribute ideas to cut down on wastage, improve work efficiency blah blah.

There are a few ideas that I will add to this blog when I can think of more. Not for work, of course:

1) Invent a pill that will release water into your body when you eat it. This is good for people who don't have time to drink water. Or those like me who have to climb two storeys to get to a water cooler.

2) Print the expiry date onto tomato ketchup/chilli sauce satchets so that people in the office will not eat expired tomato/chilli sauces leftover from ordering fast food.

Two ideas for today.