Of shit and farts.

Today, a colleague said: "Wah, just now I went into the toilet and there was someone shitting. Very, very smelly! I wanted to vomit."

I thought of the time when I experienced that myself and had lamented loudly in the toilet, "Very smelly, right?? Wah......." to my colleague. The person passing motion must have wanted to scold me but could only shit in silence. =P

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Once, I got into the lift with this couple after work. I was tired but I pressed the lift buttons as usual. There was this smell after a few seconds of getting into the lift (someone farted). I pretended not to smell it since there were only three of us. If I made a face, it wouldn't have been nice. Then the guy had to say to his girlfriend "Eh, you farted ah?". I turned to look at them and was waiting for the girlfriend to give an embarrassed laugh and then, I would politely smile. Last thing I expected was the girlfriend saying "No!".

So that implied I farted. So I just turned away from both farts and got out of the lift on my floor.